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Thief breaks into ninja school, gets ass kicked

by Adriaan Alsema November 27, 2012
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An allleged thief from the north of Colombia has learned never to break into a martial arts school after getting his ass kicked by a ninja instructor, a local newspaper reported Tuesday.

According to newspaper El Universal, the suspected burglar — armed with a 16-inch knife — was surprised by the Cartagena school’s instructor while inside the building.

The ninja instructor subsequently gave the unfortunate intruder a proper ninjutsu beating and removed the suspect’s knife.

According to El Universal, the presumed thief is illiterate and was not able to read the sign that says the building he was breaking into belonged to a ninja school.

Following his painful introduction to Japanese martial arts, the suspect was handed over to local police.

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